• Make Caesar Salad
  • Spell Caesar Salad
  • Rap
  • Muffins & bagels
  • Dress like a slob—and still be rich
  • Fun grocery stores: Trader Joe’s, Whole Foods & Sprouts
  • Tolerate spicy food
  • Have a sales tax that’s at least 10% cheaper
  • Win the Super Bowl every single year
  • Talk loudly
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Branding
  • Sneak green vegetables into anything. Kale smoothies, anyone?
  • Gyms that open at 6 in the morning
  • Parties that start at 6 in the morning
  • Ornery politics (but congratulations, you’re catching up)
  • Going to bed early
  • See the financial advantages of more parks and green space in cities
  • Basketball
  • Capital gains taxes
  • Not afraid of tequila