- Make Caesar Salad
- Spell Caesar Salad
- Rap
- Muffins & bagels
- Dress like a slob—and still be rich
- Fun grocery stores: Trader Joe’s, Whole Foods & Sprouts
- Tolerate spicy food
- Have a sales tax that’s at least 10% cheaper
- Win the Super Bowl every single year
- Talk loudly
- Cheeseburgers
- Branding
- Sneak green vegetables into anything. Kale smoothies, anyone?
- Gyms that open at 6 in the morning
- Parties that start at 6 in the morning
- Ornery politics (but congratulations, you’re catching up)
- Going to bed early
- See the financial advantages of more parks and green space in cities
- Basketball
- Capital gains taxes
- Not afraid of tequila
